INT. COLLEGE CAFETERIA - DAY
MUSIC PLAYS
ANGLE ON NOTEPAD
A hand flips the page upwards and it reads
A Sweet & Sour Production
Another hand rips the page out and the next layer reads
Starring Joshua Elliston James JEJ
A different hand lifts up the page and it reads
( * ) ( * ) BOOBEEES lol!!!!!!!!
A hand removes the Notepad and the title FADES IN via computer
Cookie Monstaz
ANGLE ON BILL
He sits at a table finishing a sandwich while humming a tune.
BILL
...
He leaves the table and goes into the tuck-shop.
BILL’S POINT OF VIEW
He looks around at the sweets.
ANGLE ON BILL
His eyes quickly move around monitoring the food. But then they stop and open as wide as possible.
ANGLE ON COOKIES <WHITE SOFT GLOW> and MUSIC PLAYS
ANGLE ON BILL
It’s not long before he begins to salivate <MUSIC CUTTING OF> bringing him back to reality. Bill notices his mess and leans down to clean it up.
ANGLE ON CAFETERIA DOORS
ANGLE ON BILL THAT LOOKS LIKE HE’S MASTURBATING
ANGLE ON BOB
He shakes his head smiling while showing pity. He reaches and takes the cookie.
BILL
…The hell man.
(His eyebrows cave in.)
BOB
What you say bish?
(He screws while salivate unintentionally pours out his mouth.)
Bob
(Raising his voice)
Bruv what’s wrong with you, I found this cookie first.
Bill
Nah mate you were too busy masturbating over the cookie... and now it’s mine!
ANGLE ON BILL THAT LOOKS LIKE HE’S MASTURBATING AGAIN REQUIRES RAPID HAND MOVEMENT.
BILL
I wasn’t mastur--
(Realising his hand movements and stops...)
BILL
I wasn’t masturbating...
He says while he lifts up his hand in a fist, ironically enough it is wet all over. He looks at it
BILL
--AW!
(Bill waves the saliva off his hand and accidentally onto Bob who reacts by slightly jumping.)
BOB
Why you do man!
BOB
You want some of this bro? You can’t handle me, I’m too strong too sexy.
Henrietta enters.
Henrietta
Wah you guys makin noyse and dem ting deh. You see wah im sayin dem blak guy likky likky, brap brap. (Sounds like this)
BILL & BOB
What?
Henrietta
I said stop fighting.
BILL
I’ll stop fighting when you—
BILL & BOB
--tell her it’s my cookie.
BILL
Shut up!
BOB
You shut up!
Henrietta
Both of you shut up, it’s just a packet of cook--
ANGLE ON COOKIES <WHITE SOFT GLOW> and MUSIC PLAYS
ANGLE ON BOB
BILL
OH MY GOSH...
HE POINTS TO BOB
YOU
POINTS TO HIMSELF
ME AFTER COLLEGE!
NEXT SCENE
INT. GYM – AFTERTOON
Bob enters the gym running on both his hands and legs; he runs to the dung bells and struggles to lift them. We see snapshots of different exercises and an exorcist as he attempts to everything.
He does sit ups and imagines the cookies while he hallucinates
BOB
AAHH Gotta kill Bill(x2 while exhaling)
(Fast paced straight cuts as he works out to show how dedicated and determined he is. He does sit ups, push-ups, bench pressing etc.)
After Bob leaves the gym Bill enters right after and begins to repeat the process of exercise. Slow motion editing of him running on the treadmill, while there is an image of a cookie projected in front of him, he also encourages himself.
BILL
Pay back.
FADE OUT INTO BLACK
EXT. FIELD/THEATRE – AFTERNOON END OF COLLEGE DAY
Music builds up as the crowd rages. Bill comes in from the left hand side like a wrestler and Bob enters from the right.
Henrietta
I got my team.
(The two have a showdown from the good, bad and the ugly. Shots on their eyes until tension are built up.)
Bill does a few stretching exercises and then breaks out dancing. Bob responds by dancing. This is followed by a montage of different dances. Bill wins on his last dance when Bob is suddenly struck by lightning.
BILL
Who’s the daddy now bish?
(The crowd roars as he takes the cookies from Henrietta and he runs to buy milk.)
Bill walks away and the camera is on Bob
BOB
Get that camera out of my fa—
(He tries to hit the camera and it cuts to ‘No Signal’ and then the next scene.)
LAST SCENE
Bill walks into a shop and heads towards the milk. The packet of cookies falls out of his pockets and he leans down to pick it up. When he rises to get his milk, he sees a stranger holding the last bottle of milk.
BILL
I guess I got some time to kill!
(Turns to the camera and winks)
Music plays and the credits roll.